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    November 11

    光棍节的大闸蟹

    没想到香港居然也时兴起了光棍节的说法。原来只是寝室哥们儿出去撮一顿的借口,现在反倒成了比端午重阳这种传统节日更受关注的日子,甚至成了股市的某种动力。今日某“股评家”就说了:“光棍节将带来餐饮娱乐业的蓬勃,利好该类个股。”在股评家看来,天地万物,莫不能与市场相联系;五行八卦,皆于股指起伏中看个究竟。
     
    适逢今日食堂一年一度的大闸蟹宴。记得我去年喝多了,不知道是5杯还是6杯黄酒一下肚,就开始打电话。我不知道我这人喝高了以后说得是真话还是假话,总之,貌似我喝多了以后很爱说话。至于到底真假,无从考证——要不这么着,但凡说的是好话,那就当“酒后吐真言”;万一胡说八道动手动脚,那就当我“酒后乱性”罢。
     
    话说今年食堂里似乎没有去年那般盛况,貌似全场的酒兴也只是而而,于是我也就心安理得地喝着可乐,细细品味这大闸蟹里面的意思,方才发觉,其实螃蟹过得很苦——蟹壳相对于肉坚硬太多,不要蟹壳,鲜美多汁的胴体又暴露在虎视眈眈之下;一腔内脏器官,只得屈在腹内,只敢留两只小眼睛,警觉地望着周围的一切——总之,螃蟹就是一个封闭而警惕的典型。所以,我们把被套牢,想卖不敢卖的股票,叫“蟹股”;把堆在仓库里扔了可惜甩卖无人要的,叫“蟹货”;一个人独自住着,总渴望和外界交流又害怕受到伤害,叫“蟹居”。这样想来,光棍节吃大闸蟹,无异于光棍啃光棍——真乃一妙手也。
     
    另,看到一个所谓的剩男剩女的“国际标准”:男35,女28。于我,九年内结婚,仍不算晚,便释然了。

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    weiwei zhangwrote:
    公司待遇真好啊~~看来我得抓紧结婚了。。。
    Nov. 12
    sheryl Luowrote:
    哎呀,不公平啊,女生也得30才算吧~~~~~
    Nov. 12

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